What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Are vampires real?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is your review of UST Global?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why did you choose not to join Mensa?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can we see your heels?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are breasts attractive?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?